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Jul. 21st, 2006 | 10:21 pm
posted by: nightfacilities in nightmarevt

All right, goddamn it, who left a body splashed all over my broom closet? It's been there for days! I just spent over four hours scrubbing dried blood out of the caulking. You know, I've cleaned up your gruesome messes for over a decade and do I ever complain? No. I don't know HOW you people get blood on a twenty-foot high ceiling. Matter of fact, I don't WANNA know, but I scrub every inch of that hole of a club, following around your sorry asses with a dustpan, and I do as much to keep the authorities off your scent with a can of Lysol as all your high-falutin strutting and bribery.

BUT I CAN'T DO MY JOB if you don't tell me where I need to clean. We DON'T stuff bodies in corners without telling me. We DON'T go into my broom closet. Capishe?

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from: tamthedark
date: Jul. 23rd, 2006 03:12 pm (UTC)
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don't look at me ...

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from: nightfacilities
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 08:09 pm (UTC)
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Don't worry, eggsucker, I don't WANNA look at you.

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from: tamthedark
date: Aug. 4th, 2006 11:19 am (UTC)
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Pardon me for disturbing you my friend, but I wonder how difficult it would be for you to clean up your own remains?

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from: immortal_be
date: Jul. 25th, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
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I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

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from: nightfacilities
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 08:08 pm (UTC)
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Don't mess around with me, bub. I'll knock your block off. If you're playing, the sandbox is that way. If you're being cute, I got a closet full of corrosive solvents with your name on it. Careful where you get your coffee from now on.

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from: immortal_be
date: Aug. 2nd, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry, sir. My friend and I use that line when things happen as a funny way to lighten the mood. I'm sorry I offended you. I shall not do it again. I do not drink coffee, sir. May you have a splendid day.

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A suggestion or two......

from: 3v1l_k1tt3n
date: Sep. 24th, 2006 03:51 pm (UTC)
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Really the problem of body disposal has two parts: disposal of the soft tissues, which will rapidly decompose, and of the skeleton, which will remain intact for thousands of years under the right conditions.
Cement shoes would work, but the ankles above the cement rot away and the body floats up. An entire cement casket would be too much trouble, plus you're really dealing with more than one corpse at a time. You could take the route of feeding them in parts to a bunch of pigs in the basement, but then you'd have to clean up after them which is -not- time saving in the long run. We could chop them up and feed them to the zombies maybe? Oh, oh! How about lyophilization? Freeze the carcass solid, put it inside a pressure hull, attach a vacuum pump, and run the pump. All the ice will sublimate, turning to water vapor which the pump draws out. Note: The application of high vacuum (actually low pressure) speeds sublimation. A cold condenser chamber and/or condenser plates provide a surface(s) for the water vapour to re-solidify on. This condenser plays no role in keeping the material frozen; rather, it prevents water vapor from reaching the vacuum pump, which could degrade the pump's performance. Condenser temperatures are typically below −50 °C. This will destroy all the cells in a mammal, leaving what will resemble a mummy but will come apart very easily. You could break it up and use as a fertilizer. Or fish food..... hrmm..... tank of piranhas.... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............

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